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FUNBARI ONSEN ♫

Need a vacation away from those you hate? We all do. Just want to soak because you've finally realized you're worthless and pathetic? Don't drown yourself in the pools, I don't want to clean that up, but this is the place for you. Need a place to hide if you've been accused of a crime and/or have done something against the law, we're on a need to know basis. And we don't need to know.

Anyway.

( Our Onsen are better than your average community pool )

Only ten thousand yen per soak (a real buy, I promise). You'll be provided with one towel and a bar of soap. We want both back, though. Soap doesn't grow on trees. Eating the soap won't work, by the way. We have ways to get it back.

( Our Sushi bar is not actually this nice, but it looks similar )

You pay per dish, but it's the best Sushi you'll ever have. If it's not, we'll beat you unconscious until you think it is. It's always worked before. Always.

( Last but not least, our amazing rooms )

We don't provide room service, so you'll have to clean up after yourselves. But the rooms will be perfect and have fluffy pillows.

This is all just speculation, of course, for the future. When I'm the wife of the Shaman King. You can all start booking now though. It won't be so easy a few years from now.

I'm Anna.